Mike

High voice. High energy. Low tolerance for your excuses.
Meet Kevin Hart—the pint-sized powerhouse of comedy, who brings speed, sarcasm, and “bro, really?” energy to every single fantasy update.

He’s not just reporting your weekly results—he’s reacting like you fumbled the ball in front of Beyoncé. Every stat is a stand-up bit. Every bad lineup choice is an emotional betrayal. And every win? He’s claiming it like he set your roster.