The Beast

You know why he’s here.
Go Beast, with by the one and only snack connoisseur, and walking quote machine.

He ain’t here to sugarcoat your team’s collapse. He’s here to keep it 100. Whether your QB popped off or your whole lineup played like straight-up trash, The Beast’s gonna let you know… with side-eyes, "bruh..." pauses, and unforgettable wisdom.

Sometimes he roasts. Sometimes he teaches. Always? He entertains.