Ron

“I’m kind of a big deal.”
Enter Ron Burgundy—your mustached, jazz flute-playing, fantasy-football-fumbling anchor who somehow makes everything sound important... even your tight end putting up 2.3 points.

Straight from the glory days of 70s newsrooms and rich mahogany offices, Ron delivers your fantasy matchups with all the charisma of a lounge singer, zero understanding of the sport, and an ego too big to fact-check.

He’s bold. He’s booming. He’s probably reading whatever’s on the teleprompter.